Farewell Brampton

[Brampton Thunder GM]

After failing to be back-to-back Stanley Cup Champions, the Brampton Battalion are on the move… this time, not to North Bay. 

After much thought our head office has decided to move the team to Buffalo. That’s right, we are going south of the boarder and will become the Buffalo Sabres. Don’t worry, we will not be using the “slug logo”, we will be bringing back the GOAT. 

We would like to thank Stan Butler for his time as head coach and bringing Brampton a Stanley cup, but we will be leaving Stan in Brampton. We are thrilled to announce our new head coach, Lindy Ruff. Lindy will join Rear Admiral (RA), the Whitdog, and our Social media manager Biz to round out our staff.

We would also like to thank the city of Brampton and all 223 of our fans! This is not goodbye… never mind it is goodbye and HELLO BUFFALO! 

We are also adding a new role within our front office, it’s very similar to Drake’s role with the Raptors. We would like to announce Josh Allen as our global ambassador.

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[Slovan Stags GM]

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[Burnaby Billionaires GM]

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