im retarded

[Milwaukee Mighty Drunks GM]

so basically i fucked up and built my team wrong because i didnt realize old guys got it in the butt so bad and we dont get manual upgrades so my roster is shit and we played like shit on top of it so fuck this roster. make me some offers i need to fix this shit show. 


Center



C/RW Steven Stamkos 89 SNP 9.0M UFA 2024 (32) a nine million dollar mud-duck..........no point keeping him. prospects? picks?
C/LW Chris Dvorak 86 TWF 3.5M UFA 2023 (26) gimme a similar meat head
C Sam Steel 83 PLY 1.0M RFA 2023 (24) someone not named sam because its a stupid old person name
C Joe Thornton 78 PLY 1.0M UFA 2023 (43) free


Right Wing



RW/LW Travis Konecny TWF 86 5.5M RFA 2023 (25) he could become good but whatever gimme a top six guy
RW/LW Valeri Nichushkin PWF 82 (27) 2.0M UFA 2023 absolute butthole.....ill rub your balls if you take this doggyknobber!

Left Wing



LW Max Pacioretty SNP 86 8.250M UFA 2024 (33) hes a beast but the downgrade system is going to stick its penis in him. take him please
LW/RW Kevin Fiala SNP 86 5.5M UFA 2023 (26) meh i loved him in the last league but he can eat a bowl of poop
LW/RW Sammy Blais PLY 82 1.0M UFA 2023 (26) blaze??? i might have to keep him but maybe hell go
LW Pat Maroon PWF 81 (34) 1.0M UFA 2024 old=trash take him


D-men


RD Alex Pietrangelo 92 TWD 9.5M UFA 2025 (32) i love this guy. probably gonna stick around but his downward spiral is about to shit in his mouth so?
LD Ryan Suter DFD 84 5.0M UFA 2023 (37) this sinking ship was a beast on my dynasty team but here he wont hack it
LD Travis Dermott TWD 82 1.0M UFA 2023 (25) fuck the leafs. take this knob-gobbler
LD Mikey Anderson TWD 81 0.925M RFA 2023 (23) he has potential. was gonna keep but could swap for similar type m'fucker


Goalies



G Elvis Merzlikins 85 BUT 3.5M UFA 2023 (28) what can you offer for the king?
G Kaapo Kahkonen 82 HYB 82 2.0M UFA 2023 (26) he suck a mean kahk.......he has that going for him

[Milwaukee Mighty Drunks GM]

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